So you know that girl I always mention? The one with the cameras and the pretty face!? Well, her parents have a yacht and it just so happens that she was born about 22 years ago and to celebrate WE’RE GOING SAILING!!! I’ve never been sailing! I think I’ll go shopping tomorrow and maybe get an outfit like this: You know, do a kind of early morning birthday sailor jig for the lady friend. Heave away haul away! I think it’ll be pretty sexy. Anyway, once I’m done with my nautical dance moves I will sit on the deck and fish. I got myself one of these sweet flathead rigs today: I’ll let you know how I go! 4 nights on the high seas! By the time I’m done I’ll probably look like this: or this…  Peace out./