So, there’s these kids about 10 years old or so skating outside my house. I’m totally super down with ‘em doing it cause skating is both gnarly and radical. BUT fuck. They are going SO SLOW around this blind corner that I and everyone else who drives comes round super fast and I don’t want them to die. So I look out my window and judge them and Lindsay told them to be careful. We have become the boring farts that plague the youth of all small children.
Keep rollin’ kids, do more skids but just remember safety doesn’t take a holiday.